Monday 12 December 2011

Clare Calendar 2012

Yes fans, its available and in full colour!
Go to for details.
And my DVT is much better, thank you for asking.

Friday 23 September 2011

Clare series 7

The wait is over, my four followers (plus whoever came upon this site accidentally). Clare series 7 starts this morning at 11.30am and runs for the next five fridays.

Thursday 15 September 2011

Hello Again Clare's Legions Of Fans

After a brief hiatus of ten months I thought I would post another blog. When I first launched this page it was my intention to actually write in the character of Clare In The Community, but truth be told I decided that if I came up with anything funny I would put it in the strip or radio script, rather than waste it for free on a blog. No offence, millions of readers in cyberspace.
Anyway, the recordings for Clare In The Community series 7 have just finished and were well received, mostly successful and free from too much backstage/recording booth trauma. I even succeeded in abstaining from alcohol throughout the whole process.
Anyway, Clare series 7 launches on Friday 23 September at 11.30am, on Radio 4.

Here are some photos of the cast pretending to be interested during rehearsals. The photos are my own, and therefore crap.

Monday 13 December 2010

What a card!

Ha ha. Little play on words there. Just a gentle reminder that I am selling Clare In The Community cards and here they are! Available at

Thursday 25 November 2010

Sneak preview of next week's Clare In The Community joke.

This is exactly the kind of satire that will bring the Con Dem junta to its collective knees.  All the righteous fury of hurling a fire extinguisher off a tall building, but with none of the incumbent health and safety issues.

Tuesday 23 November 2010

The Unacceptable Face of Commercialism

Here is the unacceptable face of commercialism....
Made no less palatable by the fact that they are clearly top quality goods and cost a mere £8.50 each including postage, available by sending a cheque to Harry Venning at The Annexe, Belmont Street, Brighton BN1 4HN or by going to